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A traditional tune and staple of the folk music community, this song has been performed by numerous artists. The oldest known written reference to it is in a catalogue published in 1832;[1] a broadside printing is extant which may date back as far as 1819, but its exact age is unknown.[2] Either way, the song likely dates to the early 19th century.

In September 2022, The Longest Johns released a video of the song in collaboration with El Pony Pisador.

Factoids[]

In some older performances, the line in the verse about the singer's wife said "she's black as the coal". This phrasing would not originally have had the racial connotations it may carry today; this older usage of "black" meant simply "evil or wicked", [3] rather than referring to any physical or racial attribute (see a similar line in "Dick Darby the Cobbler" for comparison). However, some modern singers do modify or omit this line in order to avoid unwanted implications, and in more recent streams, Robbie has sung it as "her heart's black as coal" to clarify the intended meaning (or in at least one live performance, "Me wife is the devil, but she is not here!").

In the video with El Pony Pisador, they follow the Ponies' lyrics for that verse, which refer to "my captain" instead of "my wife":

My captain, he disturbs me when I'm lying at my ease
He does as he likes and he says as he please
That man is the devil, he's dark as the coal

Lyrics[]

These lyrics are based on the version performed by the Longest Johns in their livestreams.

Come all you bold heroes, give ear to my song
I'll sing in the praise of good brandy and rum
It's a clear crystal fountain over England doth roll
Give me the punch ladle, I'll fathom the bowl

{Chorus}
I'll fathom the bowl, I'll fathom the bowl
Give me the punch ladle, I'll fathom the bowl

From France we do get brandy; from Jamaica comes rum
Sweet oranges and apples from Portugal come
But stout and strong cider are England's control
Give me the punch ladle, I'll fathom the bowl

{Chorus}

My wife, she do grieve me when I'm lying at my ease
She does as she likes and she says as she please
My wife is the devil, her heart's black as coal
Give me the punch ladle, I'll fathom the bowl

{Chorus}

My father, he do lie at the bottom of the sea
With no stone at his head, ah but what careth he?
While a clear crystal fountain over England doth roll
Give me the punch ladle, I'll fathom the bowl

{Chorus}

I'll fathom the bowl
Give me the punch ladle, I'll fathom the bowl

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  1. https://www.vwml.org/record/RoudFS/S333526
  2. http://ballads.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/view/1359ea21-834d-4d0c-85c4-c66d0c44d80b/
  3. "black, adj. and n." OED Online, Oxford University Press, September 2022, www.oed.com/view/Entry/19670. Accessed 28 September 2022.
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